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Cycling rules Portugal
The Law: You are not allowed to ride your bike across a standard pedestrian zebra crossing (passadeira).
Where to Cycle?
On one side, you have the shimmering lagoons and salt pans (salinas); on the other, the Atlantic breeze.
Escape the Chaos: Why the Algarve is Better Than a Bunker
Your Secret Weapon: The Mobility Scooter
The Truth They Aren’t Putting on the News
I was never a “conspiracy theory” person. I lived my life, did my work, and trusted the headlines
The Weather Apocalypse vs. Reality
If the news is to be believed, we should probably be lashing ourselves to the nearest palm tree. But for those of us living in Quarteira, the reality is a bit more… “Algarve-style.”
Great idea if you are staying in The Algarve for a few weeks.
It Pays for Itself
Winter Riding
Volta ao Algarve brings the world’s best pro-cyclists to our doorstep.
I stayed in an absolutely stunning hotel overlooking the Arno River.
Christmas & New Year in Quarteira: A Magical Time by the Sea
Food stalls with churros, chocolate, and roasted chestnuts
Sunshine, Towers, and… Croquettes? My Whirlwind Trip to Seville
Croquettes in bars, croquettes in cafés, croquettes in fancy restaurants—croquettes coming at me like they were part of some deep-fried conspiracy.
Clocks Go Back in Portugal — Early Nights in the Algarve
Even with shorter days, there’s still plenty to enjoy outdoors
Perfect Weather in Quarteira
Because the weather is perfect for humans — not too hot, not too cold — just right for a relaxing ride
Mobility Scooter, Wheelchair & Walker Hire
Book online or by phone in just a few minutes
ID cards…No, No, No
The last time the UK had ID cards was during the Second World War.
Ria Formosa Natural Park
the raised paths take you across dunes and wetlands, offering panoramic views of the lagoons
Quarteira in September: Summer’s Gentle Farewell
But as evening falls, something shifts. The air grows softer, carrying a whisper of autumn.
An Occasional Series: Quarteira Parking & Road Etiquette (or Lack Thereof)
In Quarteira, no one is ever wrong. Ever.
Sharp shirt
Aquasec: ironing out my chaos since day one.
Restaurant Review
At Top Table, you don’t just order your food – you cook it yourself
Parking in Quarteira
You’ll see cars perched on curbs, scooters stacked like Jenga, and some guy from Porto parallel parking in reverse down a one-way street with one arm out the window and a Super Bock in the cupholder. It’s beautiful chaos.
Greedy *ankers
No parasites involved.
Frederick Forsyth (1938–2025)
Master of the Modern Thriller
McDonalds…..killing people since 1955
Across the road from bikerent they have been building (not really building.....putting together) a new shop and its going to be a McDonalds, in my opinion that is bad news....why do our governments let these people kill our children? Why don´t we stop buying food that...
Hard work is talent
I don´t have talent or anything special. I´ve worked hard all my life. My grandson said he did not know what he wants to do with his life (he´s 20)..I replied, nor do I, and I´m a grandad! The point being, you don´t have to have a plan or a talent.....what ever you...



















